my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
Randomize