I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
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It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
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My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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