I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
this will be a night to untag.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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