I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Sext me about skeletons
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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