Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
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