The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
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i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
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I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
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