well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
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I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
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I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
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