did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
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Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
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Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
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