Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
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Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
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I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
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