im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
Randomize
