I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
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