doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
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I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
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You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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