Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
so explain again why im purple
no
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
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i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
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I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
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