out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
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