I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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