I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
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Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
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I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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