I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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