i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
You were trust falling into bushes
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
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