are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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