hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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