The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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