He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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