i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
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