were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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