Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
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