Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
It's rum buckets o'clock
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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