Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
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I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
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he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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