I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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