Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
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I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
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Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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