on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
are you so shy because you have an std?
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
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