why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
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