guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
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Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
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Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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