just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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