I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
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It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
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There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
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