It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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