we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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