false alarm. still invincible.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
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It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
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I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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