Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
operation harelip BJ is a go
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Rumble strips road head = magical
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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