Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
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