i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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