I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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