Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
I just want to make out with him forever
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
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