dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
It's never too late to be topless.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
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