i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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