I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
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Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
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It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize