Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
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Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
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SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
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