smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
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I forgot how hot balto sounded
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
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he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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