i just had sex bonerless
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Randomize
