adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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