some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
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