Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
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I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
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i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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