whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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