we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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