She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
He keeps bees of course he's weird
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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