The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
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Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
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I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
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