This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
What drink are we having for lunch?
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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