i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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