How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
Sex in the backyard? Check.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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